Are all you punk ass bitches ready for the illest motherfucker to come straight outta the ghetto of Dubuque Iowa? He's a hardcore private catholic liberal arts college mascot Yeah he's the hardest motherfucker representing in the Midwest MC DEWEY! I'm MC Dewey and I'm here to say that following all the rules is A-OK If you wanna smoke a blunt move 15 feet away 'cuz our campus is smoke free so if I catch you tokin' up then i'll bust your knee with a 2x4 bitch you know the score I don't fuck around when your on school ground Rolling down the boulevard with my glock Bitches love to sit on my 10 inch cock I never wear a rubber but they still say please I have half a dozen different STDs Cross me motherfucker and i'll have to squeeze off a cap in your ass so geeze Louise just back the fuck up and don't hate 'cuz I'd much rather engage in a civil debate DO IT LIKE A DUHAWK DO IT LIKE A DUHAWK DO IT LIKE A DUHAWK DO IT LIKE A DUHAWK Bitch what'chu know about bridges Nobody's got bridges like Dewey's got bridges oh we got more bridges then Nash got bridges bitch we got more bridges then Nash got bridges I'm so motherfucking legit If you wanna chill with me you need a parking permit I only eat fish on Friday and I like to keep my crib all nice and tidy after i ice a bitch i say hail Mary I'm so hardcore that it's fucking scary FLAP YOUR WINGS LIKE A DUHAWK FLAP YOUR WINGS LIKE A DUHAWK FLAP YOUR WINGS LIKE A DUHAWK FLAP YOUR WINGS LIKE A DUHAWK Now rotate your beak to the East Now rotate your beak to the North Now rotate your beak to the West Now rotate your beak to the South rotate your beak to the East rotate your beak to the North rotate your beak to the West rotate your beak to the South I go to the chapel to pray when I'm finished writing my midterm essay I'd slit your momma's throat with a knife and y'all know that I'm pro-life I wouldn't even think twice but usually I'm pretty nice but at the end of the day you know that motherfuckers gotta pay I'm going to cause you harm if you pull the fire alarm 'cuz Dewey thinks that that's the worst so I'll kill your family first then when you're crying all alone I'll swoop down on ya like a motherfucking cyclone DO IT LIKE A DUHAWK DO IT LIKE A DUHAWK DO IT LIKE A DUHAWK DO IT LIKE A DUHAWK Liberal Educated here to inform you Dewey the Duhawk is going to reform you give you values from the right yo Dewey and the pope is tight and I'm always ready for a fight and i'd kill a motherfucker tonight but I'd much rather be polite FLAP YOUR WINGS LIKE A DUHAWK FLAP YOUR WINGS LIKE A DUHAWK FLAP YOUR WINGS LIKE A DUHAWK FLAP YOUR WINGS LIKE A DUHAWK Rollin' on 20s in my Hyundai I'm pimpin' everyday but Sunday Go to confession to absolve my sins Dewey the Duhawk always wins At communion sippin' wine Been keeepin' it real since 1839 name a book and I've read it I love when I get extra credit got a 4.0 GPA and I fuck 3 bitches everyday I eat that pussy like I'm at a buffet I'd be number 1 if they had a survey FLAP YOUR WINGS LIKE A DUHAWK FLAP YOUR WINGS LIKE A DUHAWK FLAP YOUR WINGS LIKE A DUHAWK FLAP YOUR WINGS LIKE A DUHAWK Now rotate your beak to the East Now rotate your beak to the North Now rotate your beak to the West Now rotate your beak to the South Now rotate your beak to the East Now rotate your beak to the North Now rotate your beak to the West Now rotate your beak to the South