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Become The Hero (EvilLord420 vs DarthPWNZu666)

from Chapter 6: The New Gods by Adam Sapphire

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Evillord420: *appears in a burst of demonic energy, ripping the building apart* Hi guys!
Darthpwnzu666: *is totally the gawd of 1337 ninjas and isn’t killed*
Evillord420: I’m a immortal vampire ninja who can also turn into a werewolf-zombie!
Evillord420: *pulls out his magic sword he got from the gods and stabs Darthpwnzu666 to death*\
Darthpwnzu666: *is a god, duh! noob! doesnt die*
Evillord420: *pulls out his gun, the god-killer 5000 that he bought at the mall, and kills Darthpwnzu666 twice hard*
Darthpwnzu666 : lol
Darthpwnzu666 : *totally has a shield up that he didn’t talk about until now*
Evillord420: Damn! he had a shield up!
Evillord420: Go forth minions and destroy him!
Evillord420: <minions> ok
Evillord420: <minions> *kill Darthpwnzu666 hard, and break his barrier*
Darthpwnzu666 : *destroys all his minions with a SNOT ROCKET and totally eats them all and becomes mega powerful first*
Evillord420: oooh yah… my minins were made of of demonic energy sucking energy, now your weak *now pwns Darthpwnzu666 with evil magic*
Darthpwnzu666 : i totally get my power from evil so it reversed and i’m 110 feet tall
Evillord420: My power feeds off your power so i’m 200 feet tall
Evillord420: *kicks Darthpwnzu666 with his magic boots, becasue he has them*
Darthpwnzu666 : we blow up the universe and i totally kill you until you die with an unstoppable attack that destroys anything that feels, looks at, or touches it.
Evillord420: *gets reborn becaus eit’s my my destiny to pwn you*
Darthpwnzu666 : lmao…
Evillord420: *stabs Darthpwnzu666 so hard that he’ll never come back ever, in a billion years*
Evillord420: I win
Darthpwnzu666 : *fast forwards time til a billion years go by and you totally die of old age and he comes back*
Evillord420: i’m an immortal vampire ninja, duhhhh
Evillord420: noob
Darthpwnzu666 : no, you’re the noob, you’re totally dead
Evillord420: You’re retarded, ican’t die of old age, i’m IMMORTAL… you cheat
Evillord420: your just mad becasue i’m the bester
Evillord420: i bested you*
Darthpwnzu666 : nuh uh, i cant cheat anything i do is totally doable because i’m the god of god and i made all the gods and i have excalibur and all the black mage powers from final fantasy 2
Evillord420: Well my character has totally awesome pants from Hot Topic, so he rules hardcore and gets the babes
Darthpwnzu666 : lol
Evillord420: plus he’s a god
Evillord420: he’s your god, but like… better then even a god
Evillord420: and his hair is dyed black!
Darthpwnzu666 : lol
Evillord420: *snaps his fingers and Darthpwnzu666 dies*
Evillord420: and he’s bullet proof and has a trenchcoat like vash the stampede’s and he has the fullmetal alchemist symbol on the back in bright red and cloud’s sword
Evillord420: exactly, and he has boots like Sora from dot hack
Evillord420: but better
Evillord420: they’re like… custom
Evillord420: yeah they totally are better because their like double powerful
Evillord420: yah, with the power of the vampire lord
Evillord420: becasue we’re friends
Evillord420: yeah and goku’s hair so he can become a super saiya-jin daywalker vampire with super telekinetic powers and a 9th level stonecrusher sensei
Evillord420: yah, so i win
Evillord420: *Goes to the Rhy’Din Whore house and cybers with babes*
Darthpwnzu666 : nuh uh, my sword can kill anything
Evillord420: You can’t talk, your dead
Darthpwnzu666 : nuh-uh, i totally am a super saiyan ghost and can’t be killed again
Evillord420: My sword kills ghosts
Darthpwnzu666 : my sword kills you first
Evillord420: You’[re already dead
Darthpwnzu666 : yeah but i came back
Evillord420: Ok, lets fight again … cause i will beat you
Evillord420: ok… meet me in the bar
Darthpwnzu666 : *he looks at you funny and you cease to exist, and no one has ever heard of you anymore*
Evillord420: *walks into the bar, a flock of bats fly in with them and kill everyone who’s drinking beer\
Evillord420: ((hey, you’re not even there yet, noob))
Evillord420: ((quit being a noob))
Darthpwnzu666 : (yeah i am, i’m always in the bar)
Darthpwnzu666 : (duh noob)
Evillord420: *doesn’t die, cuz Darthpwnzu666 wasn’t there yet*
Evillord420: *kills Darthpwnzu666*
Darthpwnzu666 : *walks in, his super awesome demon wing powers setting the world on fire and he opens the gates to hell and gets a beer and then totally takes out his sword before getting killed and kills Evillord420 first*
Evillord420: *dodges*
Evillord420: *stabs Darthpwnzu666 like 10 timesi n the face*
Darthpwnzu666 : *dodges too and does an undodgeable attack*
Evillord420: *dodge an dodge that’s a sectret werewolf zombie trick to dodge undodgeable attacks
Evillord420: *bites Darthpwnzu666, and sucks his blood, becasue he’s a vampire ninaj and then gets super strong and then gets really mad and starts glowing
Evillord420: *
Evillord420: AHHHHH!!!
Evillord420: *super pissed*
Evillord420: *he turns and totally takes the werewolf zombie’s head off with a super werewolf and zombie killing sword that he pulls out that can kill ninjas by the hundred*
Evillord420: ((i’m a vampire ninja right now noob, i changed backk))
Evillord420: *nothign happens*
Darthpwnzu666 : (yeah and the sword kills ninjas stupid homo)
Evillord420: (stufu, no it doesn’t, you’re gay)
Darthpwnzu666 : (stfu you’re gay)
Darthpwnzu666 : *totally rapes the vampie ninja with tentacles from nowhere*
Evillord420: *uses mind control and rapes Darthpwnzu666 back with tenticle monster control power force field* *doesn’t get raped becasue he’s magic*
Darthpwnzu666 : *totally rapes him back with unblockable tentacles of black shadow darkness from satan, is the son of satan but didnt say til now so isnt raped* u won’t be so big when im FISTING YOU IN THE ASS
Evillord420: *cloned himself with magic so that’s not really him* *sneaks upbehind Darthpwnzu666 and stabs him*
Darthpwnzu666 : lol, this is fucking stupid.
Evillord420: ((no you’re stupic, and stay in character))
Evillord420: ((noob))
Darthpwnzu666 : (stfu noob i’m just IG ing u because u cheat)
Evillord420: ((you’re a god moder))
Darthpwnzu666 : (i am a god stupid noob)
Evillord420: ((my stuff is legit, check the forums)
Me: ((noooob))
Darthpwnzu666 : (pff that doesnt mean nothing, my friends a mod and ill get u banned)
Evillord420: ((omg, sorry dude… you know a mod?! don’t get me banned… i was jk))
Evillord420: ((i have no friends, my only friends are the people irp with!))
Evillord420: ((WAAAHHHHH))
Evillord420: ((my lamentable plight, i am calamity))
Darthpwnzu666 : (yeah he’s totally got like 1000 posts on teh baord his name is super_ultra_saiyan)

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from Chapter 6: The New Gods, released May 21, 2011
Written by Adam Zivojnovich and Kyle K2 Key

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In a parallel dimension filled with powerful magic, there has been an intergalactic war raging between humanity and a race of demons for thousands of years. Humanity is losing the war...

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