Are all you punk ass bitches ready for the illest motherfucker to come straight outta the ghetto of Dubuque Iowa?
He's a hardcore private catholic liberal arts college mascot
Yeah he's the hardest motherfucker representing in the Midwest
MC DEWEY!
I'm MC Dewey and I'm here to say that following all the rules is A-OK
If you wanna smoke a blunt move 15 feet away
'cuz our campus is smoke free
so if I catch you tokin' up then i'll bust your knee
with a 2x4 bitch you know the score
I don't fuck around when your on school ground
Rolling down the boulevard with my glock
Bitches love to sit on my 10 inch cock
I never wear a rubber but they still say please
I have half a dozen different STDs
Cross me motherfucker and i'll have to squeeze
off a cap in your ass so geeze Louise
just back the fuck up and don't hate
'cuz I'd much rather engage in a civil debate
DO IT LIKE A DUHAWK
DO IT LIKE A DUHAWK
DO IT LIKE A DUHAWK
DO IT LIKE A DUHAWK
Bitch what'chu know about bridges
Nobody's got bridges like Dewey's got bridges
oh we got more bridges then Nash got bridges
bitch we got more bridges then Nash got bridges
I'm so motherfucking legit
If you wanna chill with me you need a parking permit
I only eat fish on Friday
and I like to keep my crib all nice and tidy
after i ice a bitch i say hail Mary
I'm so hardcore that it's fucking scary
FLAP YOUR WINGS LIKE A DUHAWK
FLAP YOUR WINGS LIKE A DUHAWK
FLAP YOUR WINGS LIKE A DUHAWK
FLAP YOUR WINGS LIKE A DUHAWK
Now rotate your beak to the East
Now rotate your beak to the North
Now rotate your beak to the West
Now rotate your beak to the South
rotate your beak to the East
rotate your beak to the North
rotate your beak to the West
rotate your beak to the South
I go to the chapel to pray
when I'm finished writing my midterm essay
I'd slit your momma's throat with a knife
and y'all know that I'm pro-life
I wouldn't even think twice
but usually I'm pretty nice
but at the end of the day
you know that motherfuckers gotta pay
I'm going to cause you harm
if you pull the fire alarm
'cuz Dewey thinks that that's the worst
so I'll kill your family first
then when you're crying all alone
I'll swoop down on ya like a motherfucking cyclone
DO IT LIKE A DUHAWK
DO IT LIKE A DUHAWK
DO IT LIKE A DUHAWK
DO IT LIKE A DUHAWK
Liberal Educated here to inform you
Dewey the Duhawk is going to reform you
give you values from the right
yo Dewey and the pope is tight
and I'm always ready for a fight
and i'd kill a motherfucker tonight
but I'd much rather be polite
FLAP YOUR WINGS LIKE A DUHAWK
FLAP YOUR WINGS LIKE A DUHAWK
FLAP YOUR WINGS LIKE A DUHAWK
FLAP YOUR WINGS LIKE A DUHAWK
Rollin' on 20s in my Hyundai
I'm pimpin' everyday but Sunday
Go to confession to absolve my sins
Dewey the Duhawk always wins
At communion sippin' wine
Been keeepin' it real since 1839
name a book and I've read it
I love when I get extra credit
got a 4.0 GPA and I fuck 3 bitches everyday
I eat that pussy like I'm at a buffet
I'd be number 1 if they had a survey
FLAP YOUR WINGS LIKE A DUHAWK
FLAP YOUR WINGS LIKE A DUHAWK
FLAP YOUR WINGS LIKE A DUHAWK
FLAP YOUR WINGS LIKE A DUHAWK
Now rotate your beak to the East
Now rotate your beak to the North
Now rotate your beak to the West
Now rotate your beak to the South
Now rotate your beak to the East
Now rotate your beak to the North
Now rotate your beak to the West
Now rotate your beak to the South