They wanna know where I been, I been leveling’ my alt
Like Jesus Christ, I was the leader of a cult
Peoplez actin’ familiar and tryin to say they’re my homie
If your main’s lv 30 then you don’t know me
Sendin’ me whispers - I’m on “do not disturb”
better recognize or bite the curb.

I’m the illist muthafucka on a rp server
Steamwheedle for life, bitch I never trans-fer

Warlock, my weapon is fear
Got more shards then a broken mirror
Soulstoned! Soul-linked with my demon
Covered yo mamma’s face wit my seamen
Last Night! Didn’t put a fight
Cuz she knows that Mannimarco always does it right
doubletime Shadowbolt metagem proc focus
Wrath of God, plague of locust
Merciless Gladiator, My shit’s hot, like I’m at the equator.
WoWcraftin’. I’m the CEO,
If you ain’t level 70 your shit’s too low

Exalted! My mount’s 5k
I’m cruising’ outland on my nether ray
I’m a hardcore player who never rests
Go to Ogri’la for my daily quests

I’m the illist muthafucka on a RP server
Steamwheedle for life, bitch I never trans-fer

Internets! Through an ethernet cable
at Gruul’s lair when my flask’s unstable
I Always click YES on the ready check
After I beat you I’m gonna say KEK
Primitive! You newbs are paleozoic
While your leveling’ up - I’m runnin’ heroic

If you want the most elite then your wish is granted
If that shit ain’t purple then it’s disenchanted
WoWcraftin’ That’s my addiction
42 Demonology and 18 Affliction
In an instance wit my boys Rollin’s dice
newbs always whipserin’, needin’ advice
Nerdcore! I’m like MC Chris
If WoW was a lady then I’d give er a kiss
Press A! this ain’t no cutscene
Always up all night so I need caffine
bringin’ the noise in a delivery truck
I’m a hardcore playa who ain’t afraid to say (fuck)
In Stormwind, runnin’ amuck
I got mad skillz I ain’t relyin on luck

For The Horde! That’s my battlecry
I got alliance linin’ up just waitin to die
I’m an internet service provider
Who’s got more mods then a lowrider
I’m a stone cold pimp at absolute zero
Reroll horde or became an hero

I’m the illist muthafucka on a RP server
Steamwheedle for life, bitch I never transfer

Step off hater
Or I’ll put you in a crater
Original Gangster! I’m a straight up G
I ain’t comin to your server cuz it’s PVP