Chapter 6: The New Gods

by Adam Sapphire

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10,000 Years after the Fall of Earth and The Martyr of Valhalla Adam Sapphire is resurrected to defeat the insidious Dungeon Master.

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released May 21, 2011

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In a parallel dimension filled with powerful magic, there has been an intergalactic war raging between humanity and a race of demons for thousands of years. Humanity is losing the war...

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Track Name: The Great Soulwell (The Seven Kingdoms and The Martyr of Valhalla)
Ruby, sapphire, citrine, emerald, obsidian, diamond, and amethyst
Fire, ice, science, nature, darkness, light, and energy
Fire and ice
Hot and cold, making us shy and making us bold
Science and nature
Always at odds, the will of man and the will of gods
The endless darkness and the holy light
Cause us to love and cause us to fight
Should we look to the ground or into the sky,
For lost lovers after we die?
I know one day we will truly be free
As we return to pure energy
I’ve heard the elders speak of heaven and hell
we all return to the Great Soulwell
Track Name: Become The Hero (EvilLord420 vs DarthPWNZu666)
Evillord420: *appears in a burst of demonic energy, ripping the building apart* Hi guys!
Darthpwnzu666: *is totally the gawd of 1337 ninjas and isn’t killed*
Evillord420: I’m a immortal vampire ninja who can also turn into a werewolf-zombie!
Evillord420: *pulls out his magic sword he got from the gods and stabs Darthpwnzu666 to death*\
Darthpwnzu666: *is a god, duh! noob! doesnt die*
Evillord420: *pulls out his gun, the god-killer 5000 that he bought at the mall, and kills Darthpwnzu666 twice hard*
Darthpwnzu666 : lol
Darthpwnzu666 : *totally has a shield up that he didn’t talk about until now*
Evillord420: Damn! he had a shield up!
Evillord420: Go forth minions and destroy him!
Evillord420: <minions> ok
Evillord420: <minions> *kill Darthpwnzu666 hard, and break his barrier*
Darthpwnzu666 : *destroys all his minions with a SNOT ROCKET and totally eats them all and becomes mega powerful first*
Evillord420: oooh yah… my minins were made of of demonic energy sucking energy, now your weak *now pwns Darthpwnzu666 with evil magic*
Darthpwnzu666 : i totally get my power from evil so it reversed and i’m 110 feet tall
Evillord420: My power feeds off your power so i’m 200 feet tall
Evillord420: *kicks Darthpwnzu666 with his magic boots, becasue he has them*
Darthpwnzu666 : we blow up the universe and i totally kill you until you die with an unstoppable attack that destroys anything that feels, looks at, or touches it.
Evillord420: *gets reborn becaus eit’s my my destiny to pwn you*
Darthpwnzu666 : lmao…
Evillord420: *stabs Darthpwnzu666 so hard that he’ll never come back ever, in a billion years*
Evillord420: I win
Darthpwnzu666 : *fast forwards time til a billion years go by and you totally die of old age and he comes back*
Evillord420: i’m an immortal vampire ninja, duhhhh
Evillord420: noob
Darthpwnzu666 : no, you’re the noob, you’re totally dead
Evillord420: You’re retarded, ican’t die of old age, i’m IMMORTAL… you cheat
Evillord420: your just mad becasue i’m the bester
Evillord420: i bested you*
Darthpwnzu666 : nuh uh, i cant cheat anything i do is totally doable because i’m the god of god and i made all the gods and i have excalibur and all the black mage powers from final fantasy 2
Evillord420: Well my character has totally awesome pants from Hot Topic, so he rules hardcore and gets the babes
Darthpwnzu666 : lol
Evillord420: plus he’s a god
Evillord420: he’s your god, but like… better then even a god
Evillord420: and his hair is dyed black!
Darthpwnzu666 : lol
Evillord420: *snaps his fingers and Darthpwnzu666 dies*
Evillord420: and he’s bullet proof and has a trenchcoat like vash the stampede’s and he has the fullmetal alchemist symbol on the back in bright red and cloud’s sword
Evillord420: exactly, and he has boots like Sora from dot hack
Evillord420: but better
Evillord420: they’re like… custom
Evillord420: yeah they totally are better because their like double powerful
Evillord420: yah, with the power of the vampire lord
Evillord420: becasue we’re friends
Evillord420: yeah and goku’s hair so he can become a super saiya-jin daywalker vampire with super telekinetic powers and a 9th level stonecrusher sensei
Evillord420: yah, so i win
Evillord420: *Goes to the Rhy’Din Whore house and cybers with babes*
Darthpwnzu666 : nuh uh, my sword can kill anything
Evillord420: You can’t talk, your dead
Darthpwnzu666 : nuh-uh, i totally am a super saiyan ghost and can’t be killed again
Evillord420: My sword kills ghosts
Darthpwnzu666 : my sword kills you first
Evillord420: You’[re already dead
Darthpwnzu666 : yeah but i came back
Evillord420: Ok, lets fight again … cause i will beat you
Evillord420: ok… meet me in the bar
Darthpwnzu666 : *he looks at you funny and you cease to exist, and no one has ever heard of you anymore*
Evillord420: *walks into the bar, a flock of bats fly in with them and kill everyone who’s drinking beer\
Evillord420: ((hey, you’re not even there yet, noob))
Evillord420: ((quit being a noob))
Darthpwnzu666 : (yeah i am, i’m always in the bar)
Darthpwnzu666 : (duh noob)
Evillord420: *doesn’t die, cuz Darthpwnzu666 wasn’t there yet*
Evillord420: *kills Darthpwnzu666*
Darthpwnzu666 : *walks in, his super awesome demon wing powers setting the world on fire and he opens the gates to hell and gets a beer and then totally takes out his sword before getting killed and kills Evillord420 first*
Evillord420: *dodges*
Evillord420: *stabs Darthpwnzu666 like 10 timesi n the face*
Darthpwnzu666 : *dodges too and does an undodgeable attack*
Evillord420: *dodge an dodge that’s a sectret werewolf zombie trick to dodge undodgeable attacks
Evillord420: *bites Darthpwnzu666, and sucks his blood, becasue he’s a vampire ninaj and then gets super strong and then gets really mad and starts glowing
Evillord420: *
Evillord420: AHHHHH!!!
Evillord420: *super pissed*
Evillord420: *he turns and totally takes the werewolf zombie’s head off with a super werewolf and zombie killing sword that he pulls out that can kill ninjas by the hundred*
Evillord420: ((i’m a vampire ninja right now noob, i changed backk))
Evillord420: *nothign happens*
Darthpwnzu666 : (yeah and the sword kills ninjas stupid homo)
Evillord420: (stufu, no it doesn’t, you’re gay)
Darthpwnzu666 : (stfu you’re gay)
Darthpwnzu666 : *totally rapes the vampie ninja with tentacles from nowhere*
Evillord420: *uses mind control and rapes Darthpwnzu666 back with tenticle monster control power force field* *doesn’t get raped becasue he’s magic*
Darthpwnzu666 : *totally rapes him back with unblockable tentacles of black shadow darkness from satan, is the son of satan but didnt say til now so isnt raped* u won’t be so big when im FISTING YOU IN THE ASS
Evillord420: *cloned himself with magic so that’s not really him* *sneaks upbehind Darthpwnzu666 and stabs him*
Darthpwnzu666 : lol, this is fucking stupid.
Evillord420: ((no you’re stupic, and stay in character))
Evillord420: ((noob))
Darthpwnzu666 : (stfu noob i’m just IG ing u because u cheat)
Evillord420: ((you’re a god moder))
Darthpwnzu666 : (i am a god stupid noob)
Evillord420: ((my stuff is legit, check the forums)
Me: ((noooob))
Darthpwnzu666 : (pff that doesnt mean nothing, my friends a mod and ill get u banned)
Evillord420: ((omg, sorry dude… you know a mod?! don’t get me banned… i was jk))
Evillord420: ((i have no friends, my only friends are the people irp with!))
Evillord420: ((WAAAHHHHH))
Evillord420: ((my lamentable plight, i am calamity))
Darthpwnzu666 : (yeah he’s totally got like 1000 posts on teh baord his name is super_ultra_saiyan)
Track Name: The Absence Of Time Before The Light
In the absence of time before the light
Cannibalistic mutants move through the night
In the darkness of space
In the absence of the human race
A lonely light cries
A sickness that burned there black eyes
Born with no allies, the light soon dies
Back into darkness, alone with the rage,
That was the end of the first age.

The second big bang burning bright
His holy light cutting through the night
Lucifer will lead the fight
Charge against the enemies of Light

Press into the darkness with all your might
The White Wizard Stands Pure and Blonde, forcing his way into the great beyond
Leading his army against all odds, into the realm of the Elder Gods
Charge against the enemies of Light
Press into the darkness with all your might
The White Wizard Stands Pure and Blonde, forcing his way into the great beyond
Leading his army against all odds, into the realm of the Elder Gods
But he would never return, and once again it all must burn
Track Name: Sun Eaters (ft. Atramedes)
At the edge of the universe past the last star, screeching through the darkness like an electric guitar
A shifting mass, a creeping horde, creatures of darkness, enemies of our Lord
They would see it all undone. Destroy The Light. Devour The Sun.
Growing larger and spreading gloom, As the Universe expands they continue to consume
Born in the darkness, before the light, filled with nothing but rage and spite
In The Dark, I lose touch with reality, all light disappears I cannot see.
The Sun Eaters grow near. Our most basic and Primal Fear

At the edge of the universe past the last star, screeching through the darkness like an electric guitar
A shifting mass, a creeping horde, creatures of darkness, enemies of our Lord
They would see it all undone. Destroy The Light. Devour The Sun.
In The Dark, I lose touch with reality, all light disappears I cannot see.
Track Name: I'm not just another NPC (ft. Slopington Heights)
I’ve written this song a thousand times
Every line was scripted, written into your program
Every word thought out in advance, every notion preconceived
What if I told you that I created this universe just for you?
Would you just let it burn?
I would die for you again and again
But I was only playing a game, going frame by frame

Would you still tell me that you loved me?
What if I told you that you were an NPC?
Would you stay with me, just another NPC

I want to live my life free, I’m not just another NPC
Track Name: Tetsuo Shima
Instrumental modified from Akira
Track Name: Halley's Comet (1986/2061)
1986, born into a work I could never fix.
A newborn child staring into space, Halley’s last glimpse of the human race.
Terra and Halley’s farewell kiss, retreat once again into the black abyss.
For her it was just a blink of the eye, never truly got a chance to say goodbye.
I thought I’d meet her again someday, after I’d grown old and gray.
Why couldn’t she stay, and hold me close on judgment day.
I thought she’d always be there, this is the end of our love affair.
Would she still remember my face, returning from her journey through the darkness of space.

We had a good run, but you won’t see me in 2061, smash into the rubble and fall into the sun.
Track Name: Lv. 99 Dungeon Master (ft. ISTDHD-BGM4)
We’re both elite slayers, we’re both game players
Everything was going fine, til we hit lv. 99
This world is no longer fun, when all of the endgame is done
What’s the left to do? When there’s nobody strong enough to stand against you
Sit back and watch the disaster, roll the dice as the dungeon master
Move my pawns like a game of chess, controlling demon armies like an RTS
I just let you forge your sword because I was fucking bored
I’m not a demon, I’m a man, who’s filled with more hate then the Ku Klux Klan
Fought in the first great war, then they tosses me aside like a used-up whore
My machines create demons with no free-will, at my command they attack and kill
It was all part of my plan, the second great war was created by man
Dungeon Master rolls the dice, let me give you some advice
You love to fight your way uphill, I know it gives you a thrill
Being a war wizard was your dream, killing motherfuckers makes you cream
I’m the one who fulfilled your dream.
It was all part of my plan, None have more potential for evil then man
I was having so much fun, I even let you kill my son
Naberius was a work of art, a demon’s body and a human heart
You remember that Sapphire light, monitored your progress since your very first fight
Listen up, here’s the thing, that energy came from the Guardian’s King
With his final breath As he died in disgrace, James hurtled his power through the darkness of space
We tracked it for a century, all the way to your penitentiary
The prison you called earth, back when your life had no worth
You want me dead? What a delight, please attack me with all your might
Track Name: Where The Fuck Is The Dragon? (Scrap Brain Zone)
Adam Z – got nowhere to flee
Original Gangster I’m a straight up G
My dream as a child and the dream persists
Is to live in a world where magic exists
I am the dungeon master
Dreaming of life as an elite spell-caster
Last.fm and facebook taggin
I got the balls, so where the fuck is the dragon?


No escape, tentacle rape
I’m just so fucking obscene
Now press A, this ain’t no cut scene,
Up all night so I need caffeine
Take you out point blank like John Wilkes Booth
My styles inspired by the Sword of Truth

Nerdcore DIY til we die
Raised on anime and hentai


Blue streak speeds by,
Too fast for the human eye
Fully prepared to die
Remembering days gone by
Back before I had to lie
Getting high just to make it through the day
Remembering all the words you say
Real Life’s gay so I’m still praying
That I’ll go Super Saiyan

Real Life just can’t compare, to everything that I’ve seen in there
Real Life just sucks cocks, when you compare it to xbox 360
And PS3, Real Life is worst then the wii
Close my eyes and count to ten,
Returning to this magical world again
Track Name: Youtube Millionaire
In the streets I walk alone
On the streets - I am unknown
In Real Life - I cannot succeed
I’m walking around at Regular speed
On the internet I can move in slow-motion
my rhymes flow like the waves in the ocean
Youtube Millionaire, I ain’t never scared
nothin’ to lose cuz nothing was ever there

Real Life is Epic Fail – so fill your lungs and forget to exhale
Youtube pageviews, bitch I never lose, 24/7 -bitch – no - I never snooze.
I’ll keep it going til they bored, these pageviews are my only reward
Yes, I am a nerd - And yes I will be heard
I’m the bastard son of nerdcore - it doesn’t matter what I say cuz all they hear is the keyword–
Cuz the whole world has ADD – and they get all my songs online for free

In the streets I walk alone
On the streets - I am unknown
In Real Life - I cannot succeed
I’m walking around at Regular speed
On the internet I can move in slow-motion
my rhymes flow like the waves in the ocean
Youtube milliornaire, I ain’t never scared
nothin’ to lose cuz nothing was ever there

In Real Life I’m on a downward spiral - But on the internet my shit’s gone viral
Real Life just ain’t much fun - when everyone treats you like your lv. 1
Never had a chance, didn’t get a second glace - But when I’m online they wanna get in my pants
If I said I was the best then I’d be lying – But I’m better then you ‘cuz at least I’m trying
In the streets I walk alone
On the streets - I am unknown
In Real Life - I cannot succeed
I’m walking around at Regular speed
On the internet I can move in slow-motion
my rhymes flow like the waves in the ocean
Youtube milliornaire, I ain’t never scared
nothin’ to lose cuz nothing was ever there

Think about life I start to get emo – so I go online and I’m livin’ the dream yo.
“Someday the world will have to give a shit” I tell myself as I press submit.
On youtube we can become heroes -my life’s works coded in 1s and 0s
I won’t be another name in the database - I won’t stop til the whole world knows my face


In the streets I walk alone
On the streets - I am unknown
In Real Life - I cannot succeed
I’m walking around at Regular speed
On the internet I can move in slow-motion
my rhymes flow like the waves in the ocean
Youtube milliornaire, I ain’t never scared
nothin’ to lose cuz nothing was ever there